His blood smells like honey.
His skin feels like rich brown suede.
Dirt finds him so attractive it clings to him when he’s clean.
His hands look like they were sculpted from the earth itself.
His beard makes nesting birds lay more eggs.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

He is… The Most Interesting Man on the Mesa. Enjoy handling our new man line. You’ll just smell better.